Today I was messing around with my Blogger Profile and decided to get a new Random Question. Unfortunately my response was far too clever long for the allotted space but I just had to share it with you all:
Question:
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Answer:
Dear Auntie,
What on earth are you thinking? A Mother-effin' Rooster of all things? First: It completely clashes with my kitchen decor. Second: It's ugly. Third: The bottle in which Aunt Jemima or any other popular brand of syrup puts their glorious breakfast condiment works just fine; rendering the "syrup dispenser" unnecessary!
Love you. See you soon. Thank you for your thoughtfulness, however please refrain from sending any further Birthday gifts. Your love is all the gift that I need.
Lovingly,
Your Niece,
Samantha
What on earth are you thinking? A Mother-effin' Rooster of all things? First: It completely clashes with my kitchen decor. Second: It's ugly. Third: The bottle in which Aunt Jemima or any other popular brand of syrup puts their glorious breakfast condiment works just fine; rendering the "syrup dispenser" unnecessary!
Love you. See you soon. Thank you for your thoughtfulness, however please refrain from sending any further Birthday gifts. Your love is all the gift that I need.
Lovingly,
Your Niece,
Samantha
3 comments:
You are funny. But you know damn well you would never write a letter like that to your aunt. You are too nice and you wouldn't want to hurt her feelings. stop acting like you are so hard my love. That is my job LOL. I love you and I will see you soon. MUAH
Haha, too good!
bahaha!!!!
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